The solicit for Joker #11 claims The Joker will learn not to mess with Texas. What is he trying to do? Get an abortion?
Preview Archives
Kate Bishop unfortunately can't kill the mind-controlled resort guests in Hawkeye: Kate Bishop #3... but there are other arrows.
Batman is in having trouble dealing with a new breed of peacekeepers in this preview of I Am Batman #5. He'll just have to punch harder.
In Fantastic Four #39, in stores Wednesday from Marvel, Reed Richards fails not only as a father, but as a friend as well.
Harely and Ivy get naked and take a bath in this preview of Harley Quinn: The Animated Series - Eat Bang Kill Tour #5. It's more depressing than you think.
Doctor Octopus. The Hulk. Wolverine. Ghost Rider. All of them, Otto Octavius in Devil's Reign: Superior Four #1.
Jason Todd needs Punchline to tell him the Next Joker's origin story in Future State Gotham #9 because they don't have wikipedia in the future.
Darkhawk must choose between hero and villain in Darkhawk #5. Which one is most likely to earn him another mini-series?
Harley Quinn is better at batting than the Bat-Family, according to the solicit for Tuesday's Detective Comics #1048.
In this preview of Dark Ages #4, in stores Wednesday, a caravan of European refugees arrives in Wakanda to take everyone's jobs.
Superman wants to know why Batman and Zatanna keep sneaking off together in this preview of Batman: Urban Legends #11, in stores on Tuesday.
A long-asked question is answered in this preview of Wednesday's Daredevil: Woman Without Fear #1 - what does Matt Murdock taste like?
In Batgirls #2 on Tuesday, Cassandra Cain is viciously stabbed by a sharp object! okay, fine, she's getting her ears pierced.
The solicit for Amazing Spider-Man #85 claims that Ben Reilly will "lose big" in the comic hitting stores on Wednesday.
Buffy and friends kill the crap out of some skeleton dogs in this preview of Buffy the Vampire Slayer #33, in stores on Wednesday.
If the parents of Kru-El didn't want him to become one of Krypton's greatest criminals in this preview of World of Krypton #2, they should have named him something else.
Cyclops doesn't care for Captain Krakoa in this preview of X-Men #6. Who is he, and more importantly, how many dicks does he have?!
Jon Kent owes Jay Nakamura a dinner in this preview of Superman: Son of Kal-El #6, in stores Tuesday from DC Comics.
Visit the past of Old Man Doom's future in this preview of Wastelanders: Doom #1, in stores Wednesday from Marvel.
All Yorrick wants is to be punished in this preview of Suicide Squad #11. Is that so wrong? Somebody give him what he wants.
Warhammer 40,000: Sisters of Battle #5 is the final issue of this mini-series, but the solicit already teases a sequel.
All Minute Man needs is a couple hundred bucks to pay for his Miraclo pill habit in this preview of One-Star Squadron #2. Is that so much to ask?
Odin has had about enough of his son's stuggles with hammer impotence in this preview of Thor #20, in stores Wednesday from Marvel.
The Justice League have allowed the Anti-Life Equation to destroy the multiverse in this preview of Justice League Infinity #7.
In this preview of Star Wars: Doctor Aphra #17, in stores on Wednesday, the titular doc comes up against her crazed stalker.
Multiversal hijinks continue in this preview of Justice League Incarnate #3, in stores on Tuesday from DC Comics.
Shang-Chi's mommy will reveal her secrets in this preview of Shang-Chi #7, in stores Wednesday from Marvel Comics.
And you thought Bendis was the worst offender! The Joker has apparently taken six issues just to START his story in Joker Presents: A Puzzlebox #6.
There's nothing Captain America loves more than leading an invasion of a sovereign country like in this preview of The Marvels #7.
In this Detective Comics #1047 preview, Arkham Tower aims to rehabilitate Gotham's mentally ill criminals instead of dressing like a bat and beating the crap out of them.