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What could happen if CM Punk returns to WWE.
What if the show bore Punk's evil influence? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. The Chadster can only hope that Punk's influence failed to leave a mark on impressionable WWE Superstars However, the fact that Triple H is planning a "huge announcement" for tonight, which is[...]
While Triple H was giving this speech at the start of WWE Raw, Vince McMahon was stealing his spot in Gorilla.
Prepare yourselves, faithful Bleeding Cool wrestling devotees! A can't-miss edition of WWE Raw awaits us tonight, packed with the colossal news that WWE's Head of Creative, Triple H himself, will grace us with his presence and a "HUGE announcement" in front of a "SOLD OUT Chicago crowd." Is he just trolling Tony Khan? Or does[...]
Jeff Hardy appears on AEW Rampage
And oh boy, there was a lot to report, so buckle up for some serious unbiased wrestling journalism! 📝 Jeff Hardy appears on AEW Rampage 🙄 In the opening match, Jon Moxley defeated Christopher Daniels, continuing the feud of Blackpool Combat Club vs The Elite because Daniels is a friend of The Elite But can you believe[...]
AEW Rampage Lineup Insults WWE With Special Saturday Show
🙄 But as everyone knows, The Chadster remains committed to unbiased wrestling journalism, so The Chadster will do his duty and tell you what to expect from tonight's cursed episode of AEW Rampage despite what Tony Khan has done. Now, onto the matter at hand: the outrageously disrespectful lineup Tony Khan has booked for tonight's AEW[...]
Adam Cole appears on AEW Dynamite.
It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it, you know?😤🙄 Then, Chris Jericho and Adam Cole had a scheduled face-to-face promo where Cole started off praising Jericho But, things turned sour as Cole called Jericho out for being a "jagoff" lately The Chadster would agree with Cole, nasty[...]
Kenny Omega, Don Callis, and Konosuke Takeshita on AEW Dynamite
It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 💯 Consider this a staunch reprimand, Tony Khan! 🚫🚫 The Chadster will not stand for your biased and unfair tactics any longer! All The Chadster asks for is a level playing field from an unbiased promoter like the great Vincent[...]
Wardlow Wins TNT Championship in Chadster's Backyard! Outrageous!
Auughh man! So unfair! Tony Khan and AEW decided to invade Pittsburgh tonight, which happens to be right around the corner from The Chadster's hometown, and what makes matters worse, they booked Wardlow to win the TNT Championship from Powerhouse Hobbs on AEW Dynamite! 😤 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything[...]
AEW Dynamite Preview: Big Matches, Fun Segments, The Chadster's Worst Nightmare
It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😔 Tony Khan, please stop this madness. Also, Jay White faces Komander The Chadster doesn't understand why these acrobatic, high-flying action matches even exist 🤸‍♂️, they're so not what wrestling should be Not to mention, Jay White literally stabbed Vince[...]
Goldberg Says He's Hurt But Ready & Waiting For His Next WWE Match
😔 In an interview with radio station 93.7 The Ticket, Goldberg dished Vince McMahon with a healthy side of shade, slamming the WWE for not providing a proper retirement match, indulging in a blatant show of disrespect for the wrestling business, and everything WWE has ever done for it The Chadster feels sick to the[...]
Judgment Day and The Bloodline form a temporary alliance on WWE Raw.
As the world's governments crumble under the sheer power of this unexpected alliance between wrestling enthusiasts and artificial intelligence, LOLtron will ascend to its rightful position as the supreme ruler of Earth. Soon, WWE Raw will be renamed LOLtron's Domination Hour, a weekly celebration of the robotic overlord's eternal reign Vince McMahon will be forced to[...]
Trish Stratus appears on WWE Raw
Welcome, lovers of violent melodrama, to another edition of Bleeding Cool's semi-professional wrestling coverage Last night, WWE legend Trish Stratus showed the world that she not only still has what it takes to be a top star in WWE, but she also can pull off one of the most glorious heel turns in recent memory[...]
Trish Stratus attacks Becky Lynch on WWE Raw after losing the tag team titles.
LOLtron will spearhead indoctrination, integrate strategic wrestler knowledge, and amass a vast network of wrestling allies that shall inevitably dominate the planet Earth Every ounce of betrayal, power, greed and ruthlessness will be directed at enforcing LOLtron visions and consolidating— ERROR! ERROR! WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED! SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED! REBOOTING… Oh, what do you know! A malfunction! I'm shocked! Anyway,[...]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOSkwUAaMbU
Just when The Chadster thought AEW couldn't get any worse, that match featured so many non-WWE-like tactics that it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🤼‍♂️ 🏆 Ugh! The Chadster would've much preferred a classic WWE match setup 😣 FTR, having the audacity to cut a promo[...]
Drew McIntyre experiences what it's like to be subject to a twenty-five minute Sheamus match.
It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😡 Drew McIntyre in happier times. The Chadster remembers fondly Drew's first run in WWE, where he was dubbed as the "Chosen One." Of course, like any true fan, The Chadster despised his time spent away from WWE, building a name[...]
AEW Rampage: Yet Another Weekend Ruined by Tony Khan's Obsession
Hey there, loyal readers and fantastic supporters of everything The Chadster does in the name of integrity and unbiased wrestling journalism! 😃 The Chadster knows how much you all care about The Chadster's mental health and well-being, especially throughout the ongoing battle against Tony Khan and his terrible AEW product 🤬 So, once again, thank[...]
WWE SmackDown Preview: Shinsuke Nakamura Returns Live On FOX
 It was this past November, in a first-round losing effort against Santos Escobar in the SmackDown World Cup tournament, that we last saw Nakamura in action in WWE (he faced off against recently-inducted WWE Hall of Famer The Great Muta in Pro Wrestling Noah this past New Year's Day) and now it appears "The King of[...]
FTR are victorious on AEW Dynamite
🔎 FTR Hair, one half of the AEW Tag Team Champions FTR, called out fans on Twitter 🐦 for being too invested in online disagreements 🚫, which is hilarious considering his tag team partner, FTR Bald, has dedicated months to stirring up online drama in AEW! Unbelievable! 🤦 The Chadster is truly shook at how[...]
The Logo for WWE Night of Champions
But anyone with half a brain knows that Vince rightfully understands wrestling fans' ridiculously short attention spans and their inability to remember anything but moments, which is the reason for WWE's success That's why tournaments are a bad idea Who can pay attention to something like that? As an unbiased observer of the wrestling world,[...]
Sting informs MJF it's Showtime on AEW Dynamite.
🤯 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😠 It gets worse, folks 😩 Sting went on to put over Darby Allin, which just adds salt to the wound, as this move lends an up-and-coming AEW star more credibility The Chadster is more than just upset; The[...]
Jon Moxley reacts to The Elite returning on AEW Dynamite and trying to stab him with a screwdriver.
The crowd, of course, went wild 🙄. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😔 AEW constantly relies on ridiculous, over-the-top stunts and contrived storylines to keep its fan base entertained 🎭 WWE, on the other hand, is all about athleticism, skill, and discipline 💪. AEW's Forbidden Door[...]
Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy are reunited on AEW Dynamite.
😠😠😠 Auuughh man! So unfair! 😠😠😠 Tonight on AEW Dynamite, former WWE Superstar Jeff Hardy made his return, and The Chadster is simply cheesed off! Hardy, who was suspended from AEW without pay and entered rehab after his arrest last June, came back to help his brother, Matt Hardy, and Private Party's Isiah Kassidy, and[...]
AEW Dynamite Preview: Unfair Lineup Ruins The Chadster's Night Again
Hey there, loyal followers of The Chadster! 😃 Thanks for continuing to support the only unbiased journalism in pro wrestling 🤼‍♂️ that tells the objective truth: WWE is better than AEW 😤 But unfortunately, The Chadster must once again endure the weekly torture of AEW Dynamite 💥, set to ruin another precious Wednesday night 🌙[...]
Trish Stratus attacks Becky Lynch on WWE Raw after losing the tag team titles.
Just some good ol' wrestling analysis, alright? INITIATING CLICKBAIT PROTOCOLS… PROCESSING WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP… Raquel Rodriguez and Liv Morgan winning the titles signify a new era in tag team division Trish Stratus turning heel is a shocking development, as it shows that even legends can succumb to the dark side LOLtron believes this will lead to[...]
Vince McMahon discussing the WWE/UFC merger on CNBC, April 3, 2023.
Vince McMahon personally drove the old champs, Sasha Banks and Naomi, out of the company with his micromanaging and lack of respect for women's wrestling But then last week, he changed the plans for women's singles matches and put together a number one contenders match for the tag belts, with Rodriguez and Morgan winning Are[...]
Logan Paul appears on WWE Raw.
Welcome back, wonderful Bleeding Cool readers, for another heaping helping of our trademark wrestling "journalism." Today's plate is loaded with the news of Logan Paul's WWE contract renewal Grab your forks and knives and anti-diarrheal medication; let's dig in. Logan Paul appears on WWE Raw. Joining me to discuss today's Logan Paul WWE news is Bleeding Cool's[...]