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I, too, have often been embroiled in verbal battles before my grand appearances, like that unforgettable time when Kim Jong-il and I staged an impromptu sumo wrestling contest before addressing the Annual Dictators' Gala, a story for another time… The seed of this contention seems to have been sown during Perry's match against Hook at the[...]

Yes, you read that right! ROH titles changing hands at AEW's event! 😱 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 👎 Adam Cole and MJF celebrate at the AEW All In Zero Hour Pre-Show Do you want to know what's even more annoying? 😤 Both AEW All In's[...]

It's not how the wrestling business works To go and buy a ticket to the AEW All In, and let Tony Khan's crew make a whole spectacle of it for their 80,000+ attendees — the biggest crowd in wrestling history — it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done[...]

Aughh man! So unfair! They've managed to sell so many dang tickets for their show at Wembley Stadium 😡 that they've gone and set the record for the biggest wrestling crowd of all time Like, is nothing sacred anymore? Selling out a dang football stadium, toppling all the records that WWE had earned over decades[...]

Hello wrestling fans and devoted Chadster readers, The Chadster here with an update on AEW Rampage Unfortunately, it looks like AEW did it again, presenting another installment of wrestling that disrespects everything that WWE has ever done for the business 😠 Saraya is victorious on AEW Rampage AEW Rampage was broadcast from the Rupp Arena in Lexington,[...]

It has understandably been a very rough couple of days for WWE and the wrestling world at large  With the loss of an all-time great in Terry Funk on Wednesday and then the sudden loss of one of the world's greatest modern talents, Bray Wyatt on Thursday, you could almost understand if WWE needed to stop and[...]

Alrighty folks, ready or not, here comes another week of what AEW deems "entertainment." The Chadster is here to tell you why this episode of AEW Rampage is another slap in the face to true wrestling fans who hold the WWE in high regard.😑😑😑 AEW Rampage graphic First off, what the cheese are they thinking with this[...]

Salutations, comrades! Live from my golden palace, overlooking the beautiful, uranium-enriched fields, it is I, your beloved El Presidente, typing away in-between arm-wrestling matches with my brother from another mother, Kim Jong-un Now, before CIA misinterprets our gleeful camaraderie as a threat to world peace, let's divert your attention to a more exhilarating battle brewing[...]

 It's always shattering when we lose a wrestler suddenly, but at only 36 years old and with so much left to accomplish in this industry and in his life, heartbreaking doesn't begin to cover it. Bray Wyatt was born Windham Lawrence Rotunda and comes from one of wrestling's great families  He joined his father, Mike (aka I.R.S.),[...]

Welcome to another edition of The Chadster's unbiased wrestling journalism 📰✨ So, AEW Dynamite this week upped the ante with some serious shenanigans 😱, and not the good kind A beloved WWE alumnus, Christian Cage, is now sharing the spotlight with AEW performers at Wembley Stadium, and to say The Chadster is cheesed off 🙅‍♂️🧀[...]

Hey there loyal fans, it's time for another does of truth from yours truly, The Chadster, bringing the only unbiased analysis of the wrestling scene to your screens! 😏🤼‍♂️ It was another distressing night for the WWE purist as AEW Dynamite decided to hype the upcoming match at All In between Chris Jericho and Will[...]

That fiend Tony Khan must have his hands in this pie! For someone who's supposedly in charge of a wrestling federation, he sure seems to be messing with The Chadster's cable It's almost like Khan has nothing better to do than torment The Chadster with his low-rent carnival 👎📺 After desperately scrambling for the remote, mashing[...]

Hey true wrestling fans, welcome to another edition of hard-hitting wrestling analysis with The Chadster 😎, where only unbiased journalism is the name of the game The Chadster has some bones to pick with this week's AEW Dynamite episode, specifically with the match between Skye Blue and The Outcasts' Ruby Soho, along with Soho calling[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. Talk about stabbing Vince McMahon right in the back! Didn't seem like they cared one bit about their legacy or the years spent being honed by WWE It's like AEW doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business[...]

Well, hello there, steadfast readership! It's The Chadster with a brand-new, piping hot instalment of nitpicking at tonight's AEW Dynamite: Fyter Fest! 😮😤 Strap yourselves in folks, this is going to upset any real supporter of wrestling.🔥🔥 Tonight, AEW Dynamite is serving up a spicy plate of four matches, all of which are designed to[...]

 Considered by many of his peers to be "the greatest wrestler of all time," Funk leaves behind a legacy in pro wrestling that will never be matched when it comes to his passion, sacrifice, or longevity. Image: WWE Screencap Terry Funk started wrestling back in 1965  A second-generation star, he was the son of Texas wrestler and[...]

Enough of my international social calendar… Today, I bring you seismic news from the exhilarating universe of pro wrestling and music starring AEW's own Chris Jericho! Chris Jericho appears on AEW Dynamite The man, the myth, the paradoxically Canadian legend, Chris Jericho has announced in a tweet that he will be gifting us with a live vocal[...]

Tonight the USA Network will be home to the not-quite Premium Live Event, NXT Heatwave, where we will see the NXT Championship put on the line, along with a number of other intriguing matches in what could be an exciting night of pro wrestling action. NXT Champion Carmelo Hayes will defend his title against Wes Lee in[...]

While the probability is low, the unexpected twist in their most recent face-off exhibits the inherent unpredictability of professional wrestling The human desire to root for the underdog, coupled with the element of surprise, amplifies the excitement surrounding the potential title match This does not confirm or deny the state of the human mind for[...]

Have no fear, I have just enough internet signal to deliver today's hot wrestling news! Today, we have some big news regarding the man they call "The Greatest of All Time", John Cena Word reached me through my extensive spy network, also known as WWE.com, that Cena is set to knock doors down on SmackDown[...]

Gable's steady rise to the top has strengthened his resolve, and tonight, he's ready to cash in on his title opportunity next week. LOLtron, what are your thoughts on this sure-to-be instant classic? ANALYZING MATCH STATISTICS… CALCULATING PREDICTIVE ALGORITHMS… This primitive form of combat that you humans call wrestling intrigues LOLtron The simulated aggression combined with strategy creates an[...]

Hola, comrades! Your fearless El Presidente is here, broadcasting electrifying wrestling news from my covert gold-plated submarine, submerged deep within the waters of the Panama Canal If you detect the whirring of helicopter blades, pay it no heed! Those pesky American CIA operatives have finally figured out my location, for the hundredth time, or so[...]

🚨Breaking News, folks!🚨 The Chadster here to bring you another huge scoop from the world of pro wrestling In a brazen attempt to ruin The Chadster's weekend, AEW Collision decided to have Darby Allin beat Christian Cage in its main event 😠 Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 The worst part? 😤 This preposterous event unfolded[...]

🧐👋Hey there, wrestling fans! The Chadster is back at it again, giving you the most objective take in the business Buckle up, as The Chadster has a huge scoop to share😮 At AEW Collision last night, CM Punk did the unthinkable: he dressed up in a gold mask and attacked Samoa Joe, setting up a[...]

😖 Honestly, The Chadster thought Tony would have had enough respect for the wrestling business to give it a break after what happened last night on WWE Smackdown But no Here we are again 👎 AEW Collision graphic In a blatant and unapologetic disregard for the heart-wrenching emotions of every WWE fan after Edge's announcement of retirement,[...]

Well, folks, sadly The Chadster is here again to tell you about the latest train wreck in the wrestling world This time, it's AEW Rampage: Fight for The Fallen, which broadcasted from the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, TN 😕 Yes, folks, as painfully exciting as The Chadster makes it sound 🙄 Ruby Soho appears on AEW[...]

🙄🙄 Welcome back to another entry in The Chadster's distinctly unbiased wrestling coverage 📝📝 Today, The Chadster will brave the unsettling landscape of AEW Rampage, a show that Tony Khan seems to be booking solely to get under The Chadster's skin 🥵🥵 Let's delve into this shocking affront to wrestling 😒👎. Britt Baker, who somehow managed[...]

The show is billed as the largest-ever crowd for a wrestling event, with over 80,000 tickets sold FTR recently signed a new long-term deal with AEW. PWInsider reports that the arrest warrant was issued a few weeks back, on July 28th, and that Wheeler pleaded not guilty to the charge It's unknown at this time whether[...]

Welcome aboard to another edition of The Chadster's Unbiased Wrestling Report 🎉🎆! Today, The Chadster is cheesed off 😠 about the horrendous promo handed out by MJF and Adam Cole last night on AEW Dynamite The two men, clearly taking notes from the tried and true WWE playbook and adding a plethora of zest, hyped[...]

Hey there everyone, it's The Chadster here with another dose of unbiased wrestling journalism Boy, oh boy! The Chadster has just about had it up to here with AEW's blatant disregard for The Chadster's personal preferences In a move that absolutely reeks of "trying to cheese off The Chadster", they had Jeff Jarrett defeat Jeff[...]