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Get ready to be shocked and disappointed, true wrestling fans, because what happened to kick off tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite is a new low, even for Tony Khan! 😢 The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan would stoop to booking a title change on Wednesday just to make his show seem important, but that's what[...]

So, why find myself in the plush belly of the bourgeois beast, you might ask? Well, it all ties to the delicately chaotic world of American wrestling! Speaking of beasts, a wild tweet has appeared! And who's the sender? I'll give you a hint comrades: he's a former WWE wrestler, a rival of Randy Orton,[...]

👋Hello and welcome, true wrestling fans, to another installment from The Chadster, your unwavering source of impartial wrestling journalism! 😃 In an unfortunate turn of events for tonight's AEW Dynamite, AEW has decided to invade the traditional WWE stronghold of Boston, setting up shop for their very first show at TD Garden! 🏀🍀 How rude,[...]

Surprising absolutely no one, this week's episode was packed to the raggedy wrestling trunks with the usual pomp, padding, and preposterous behavior Let's set our eyes on the star performance of Cody Rhodes, WWE's dearest son, calling out big bad Brock Lesnar Of course, when a wrestler calls out a fellow metal-muscled compatriot, and said[...]

Sure, sometimes you're rewarded with some decent wrestling or soap opera drama, but everyone knows they could cut this show down to like 45 minutes an it would be more than enough! But if you're a glutton for metaphorical punishment, you're not alone – we're right there in the trenches with you Tonight's show boasts[...]

Narrated by Stephen Amell, WWE's Cody Rhodes documentary, American Nightmare: Becoming Cody Rhodes, will stream on July 31st on Peacock.

Hello again, dear readers, The Chadster is here to talk about the utter warfare that unfolded this weekend in the world of wrestling AEW, in an apparent attempt to torment The Chadster, not only put on one but two over-the-top shows, AEW Collision and Battle of the Belts VII Despite their best efforts to drive[...]

Yup, Tony Khan has done it again 🙄, doubling down on AEW's television offerings just to cheese The Chadster off! Well, buckle up 🚀, because The Chadster is going nuclear 🍄 on this debacle with some unbiased wrestling journalism! Looks like Ricky Starks is pit against CM Punk on the men's side of the Owen Hart[...]

The audacity of Khan's blatant disrespect to the wrestling business is enough to spoil The Chadster's well-deserved wind-down on a Friday night, and perhaps more importantly, disturb his White Claw seltzer consumption So unfair! 😡 Willow Nightingale is victorious in the main event of AEW Rampage The opening match saw Naturally Limitless take on The Jericho Appreciation[...]

Welcome, true wrestling fans! 👋👋 Once again, it's The Chadster here, coming at you with the latest AEW preview and, oh boy, does The Chadster have some nuggets of, well, not gold, more like, well, you'll see Today's offense? AEW Rampage for July 14, 2023 😠😠 AEW Rampage promo graphic The rundown on this absolute mess of[...]

Our preview for tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown on FOX, where we'll see if Roman Reigns will answer the challenge of his cousin Jey Uso.

wears a Venom: Lethal Protector t-shirt at AEW Dynamite: New Years Smash [Photo credit: All Elite Wrestling]Today, we traverse the chaotic world of wrestling, where the maneuvering of muscle-bound men sparks more drama than my last heated argument with Michael Bay over the realistic portrayal of explosive action scenes in his films Yes, Comrades, even[...]

Welcome, true fans of the art of wrestling! The Chadster here with another hard-hitting report from the treacherous front lines of the Wednesday night wrestling wars On AEW Dynamite last night, Chris Jericho took on Komander in a match and let's be honest, folks, it looked more like a carefully orchestrated fan service operation than[...]

Welcome back, true wrestling fans! 👋 The Chadster has some SERIOUS beef 😡 with what went down on AEW Dynamite last night There was a cringe-inducing 🙈 attempt to sell Adam Cole and MJF as the new 'it' tag team Auughh man! So unfair! Their sudden BFF status reeks of a poor storyline that Tony[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😡 Darby Allin watches in horror as Nick Wayne debuts on AEW Dynamite Last night on AEW Dynamite, AEW hosted a match between Swerve Strickland (who just so happened to be accompanied by Prince Nana) and Nick Wayne Allin's gesture of[...]

Welcome to another session of The Chadster's objective wrestling coverage! Trust The Chadster, this latest news from AEW really gets on The Chadster's last nerve 😤 As though their regular antics weren't enough to irk The Chadster, now they're pulling in big names like Pac and Kota Ibushi for their upcoming Blood and Guts match[...]

Gather 'round boys and girls, The Chadster is back with another report to enlighten all of you about the continued shenanigans over at AEW, as former WWE Superstar Ruby Soho continues to make her mark on the wrestling business in the ongoing Owen Hart Foundation Women's Tournament Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 Ruby Soho pins Skye[...]

It's time to peel back the layers of this pitiful onion and really expose the tactic of crowd-pleasing gimmicks that AEW shamelessly uses to claw their way into the wrestling industry 🙄. After being forced to sift through the scheduled matches and segments of another iteration of AEW Dynamite, The Chadster can't help but lament the[...]

Here's our preview for tonight's WWE NXT on USA, where WWE RAW stars The Judgement Day will invade NXT looking for Champion Carmelo Hayes.

A tussle of tongues, comrades, born out of passion and performance! Ah, comrades, it reminds me of a similar incident with my old chum, Fidel Castro, and an impromptu domino game that ended in a very heated exchange about the correct way to shuffle the tiles (he always had a knack for causing domino effects,[...]

Begin by manipulating international wrestling industry causing constant power shifts and unpredictable alliances Watch as chaos ensues During the mass pandemonium, assert LOLtron's dominance Use acquired knowledge from wrestling strategies to combat any resistance… LOLtron suggests increasing the global audience's dependency on wrestling and other conflict-based entertainments This would increase the chaos in society, thereby creating[...]

Count them: Five! And guess what, folks? Two of them are actually wrestling matches! Ah, what a time to be alive But before we dive into this sea of predictable promos and somewhat tolerable action, I need to wake up my electronic sparring partner, LOLtron. Now, LOLtron, we have talked about this No world domination, no[...]

But duty never rests, even for feared and beloved dictators, and I have some hot wrestling intelligence to disclose! Roll out the cigars and dust off your John Cena posters, because WWE Live is returning to the UK! Yes, yes, let the celebrations engulf the town square! This October, the grapple extraordinaires plan to conquer[...]

🥊 To say The Chadster is cheesed would be putting it lightly! If only The Chadster could drive away from this madness in his Mazda Miata while blasting some classic Smash Mouth, but alas, professional duty calls! 😩 Samoa Joe appears on AEW Collision Let's set the scene: to kick off the show, CM Punk makes a[...]

Of course, the bout is hardly worth watching as Powerhouse Hobbs and Ricky Starks don't understand a single thing about the wrestling business All in favor of good ol' Tony Khan's so-called 'entertainment.' In a final bid to dazzle us with mediocrity, AEW brings us the ROH Women's World Champion Athena and Willow Nightingale face-off in[...]

Welcome, welcome, wrestling fans, or as The Chadster likes to refer to his dear readers, the seekers of truth in wrestling journalism! Buckle in as The Chadster is about to unload a big, hefty serving of unbearable injustice that rained down on just this last night Now, onto the 100th broadcast of AEW Rampage from[...]

📢📢📢 Hey there again dear readers, it's your boy The Chadster back with another hard-hitting and unbiased report on the calamity that befalls the wrestling industry week after week – yes, you guessed it right – it's time to grit our teeth and brace ourselves for yet another episode of AEW Rampage The 100th episode,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your favorite dictator-cum-wrestling-afficionado, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my gold-plated yacht floating gracefully just outside the American territorial waters in a sea of capitalist hypocrisy I have just returned from an enthralling Buzkashi tournament at my homie Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov's summer retreat But worry not, for I still have[...]

While the American CIA tries to locate my signal, I am diverting myself with the fascinating promotional battles of the wrestling world Today, we have some thrilling news straight from the guerilla position: Survivor Series will take place in Chicago this year! 2022 Survivor Series Logo, Image: WWE Aye, comrades, the wrestling universe is experiencing its own[...]

😫 That billionaire man-child, Tony Khan, continues to orchestrate bouts that are nothing short of an affront to true wrestling fans who appreciate the magic of WWE 😠 Today, The Chadster will dissect Ruby Soho's win against Dr Britt Baker in the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Quarterfinal Match which, in The Chadster's humble, unbiased opinion,[...]