Auughh man! Tony Khan reloaded Dynamite and Collision immediately after Double or Nothing with title matches and consequences. So disrespectful to WWE! 😡🦝
Chad McMahon Archives
Chad McMahon, otherwise known as The Chadster, is a lifelong professional wrestling fan turned journalist. The Chadster's legendary commitment to objectivity in journalism caused him to found The Chadster's Unbiased Journalism Club, an elite group of wrestling journalists dedicated to exposing the evils of AEW and its belligerent leader, Tony Khan, while extolling the virtues of WWE, as any truly unbiased journalist would do.
The Chadster's pursuit of truth in wrestling journalism has had a profoundly negative effect on his life, his marriage, and even his dreams, which are frequently haunted by the specter of Tony Khan. Nevertheless, he remains committed to delivering his message to what he refers to as "true wrestling fans.
The greatest loves in The Chadster's life include WWE, his sweet Mazda Miata, the unparalleled tunes of musical geniuses Smash Mouth, and his wife, Keighleyanne, in that order.
However, The Chadster has recently been deprived of these things after Keighleyanne found The Chadster passed out on the floor with a bag over his head while watching WWE Raw and had him committed to a medical facility run by agents of Tony Khan. To avoid being injected with AEW propaganda, The Chadster did what anyone reasonable would do and dove out a second story window to escape.
Alone on the streets of Punxsutawney, The Chadster tried living in various retail outlets before eventually finding shelter in an abandoned Blockbuster Video, where he now lives with a family of friendly, pro-WWE raccoons: Vincent K. Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the babies: Hunter, Stephanie, and Shane Raccoon.
Despite finding true happiness with his new raccoon family, The Chadster and his raccoon family continue to suffer torment and persecution by Tony Khan and his followers, but that will never stop The Chadster and fellow unbiased journalists like Eric Bischoff, Bully Ray, and Ariel Helwani from bringing objective truth to wrestling journalism.
MJF wins the AEW World Title, Kevin Knight shocks everyone, and Tony Khan ruins The Chadster's life with Stadium Stampede chaos. Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤
The Chadster is appalled as AEW Double or Nothing keeps booking title changes, betrayals, and Owen Cup stakes designed to personally cheese off WWE fans.
The Chadster is shaking with rage after Mick Foley, MJF, and Darby Allin lit up the AEW Double or Nothing Buy-In. Auughh man! So unfair! 😤🦝🔥
The Chadster is devastated as Mick Foley literally stabs Triple H right in the back by joining AEW Double or Nothing. Auughh man! So unfair!
The Chadster is FUMING as Swerve Strickland's AEW worked-shoot angle gets praised while WWE's brilliant Pat McAfee WrestleMania story got trashed. So unfair! 😤
The Chadster witnessed Roman Reigns retain over Jacob Fatu in the WWE Backlash main event, proving once and for all that AEW could NEVER measure up!
The Chadster reports on John Cena's massive WWE Backlash announcement of the John Cena Classic, proving WWE knows how to develop talent unlike AEW!
The Chadster is CHEESED OFF! IYO SKY beat Asuka at WWE Backlash, but the disrespectful Tampa crowd chanted "We Want Kairi" — and Tony Khan is to blame!
The Chadster cannot even believe how Danhausen and Minihausen made a mockery of AEW's entire existence at WWE Backlash with the funniest match ever! Auughh man!
The Chadster witnessed Trick Williams retain the U.S. Title over Sami Zayn at WWE Backlash, ending The Gingerbread Man saga and burying AEW forever! 🍪🏆
The Chadster brings you live coverage from WWE Backlash as Bron Breakker defeats Seth Rollins in an opener that proves WWE knows the wrestling business! 🦬🏆
The Chadster is cheesed off that fans aren't financially preparing for John Cena's WWE Backlash announcement, which could be the moral breakthrough of Club WWE.
The Chadster is FREAKING OUT! John Cena's history-making WWE Backlash announcement could change wrestling, civilization, and traffic patterns forever! 🌟🤯
The Chadster cannot believe The Bradster's biased op/ed about The New Day going to AEW! Auughh man! So unfair! Tony Khan has ruined wrestling journalism!
The Chadster explains why Sami Zayn dismembering the Gingerbread Man on SmackDown is the kind of high-art storytelling Tony Khan and AEW could never deliver.
The Chadster defends WWE's flawless Zoe Hines signing from biased dirtsheet haters who don't understand a single thing about sports entertainment synergy! 🔥
The Chadster celebrates EVIL escaping NJPW's workrate prison for NXT, where he can finally learn proper WWE wrestling instead of that exhausting stuff! 🎉📺
The Chadster celebrates The CW landing NXT Premium Live Events while TBS, TNT, and HBO Max keep disrespecting wrestling by airing Tony Khan's anti-WWE propaganda.
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE Raw after the greatest WrestleMania ever, recaps every title change, and reveals the truth about the raccoon kidnapping 🦝
The Chadster reports on Roman Reigns' incredible WWE World Heavyweight Championship victory at WrestleMania and celebrates with the raccoon family! 🏆🦝❤️
The Chadster reports on Rhea Ripley's WWE Women's Championship win over Jade Cargill at WrestleMania, plus Danhausen's comedy gold and a raccoon rescue disaster! 🦝
Trick Williams captured the US Title from Sami Zayn at WrestleMania with an assist from Lil Yachty! The Chadster's unbiased coverage continues from the streets! 🏆
The Chadster brings you unbiased WrestleMania coverage as Oba Femi conquers Brock Lesnar! Plus: The Chadster's raccoon rescue mission begins! 🦝🏆😤
The Chadster recaps Cody Rhodes retaining the WWE Championship over Randy Orton in the WrestleMania main event! Plus, a raccoon family crisis! 🦝🏆😱
The Chadster brings you unbiased coverage of Liv Morgan's incredible WrestleMania title win, plus updates on The Chadster's missing raccoon family! 🏆🦝😰
Becky Lynch wins the Women's IC Title at WrestleMania! The Chadster explains why this proves WWE's genius while Shane Raccoon remains missing. 😤🦝🏆
Paige made her shocking return at WrestleMania to team with Brie Bella and capture the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship! The Chadster has your unbiased coverage! 🏆
Darby Allin won the AEW Championship on Dynamite during WrestleMania week, and The Chadster has never been more cheesed off at Tony Khan's disrespect to WWE. 😤
AEW Dynamite: Spring BreakThru airs TONIGHT during WrestleMania week with three title matches. The Chadster's raccoons are terrified. Tony Khan must be stopped! 😤