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The Good Brothers and FinJuice will sign the contracts for their upcoming match for the Tag Team Championships at Sacrifice tonight.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, here with you today ahead of tonight's Impact Wrestling to continue my plans to redistribute the world's wealth one click at a time Later tonight El Presidente will provide the most glorious of recaps of Impact Wrestling, but before then, amigos, I have this preview of tonight's[...]
Former best friends Brian Myers and Matt Cardona see their friendship deteriorate as a result of Cardona's officiating in a match on Impact Wrestling this week.
I was right in the middle of negotiations, trying to convince Senate Democrats not to increase means-testing on the stimulus checks in the COVID-19 relief bill, but I took a time out to write up this article showcasing video highlights from last night's episode of Impact Wrestling, in case you missed my glorious recap last[...]
The Good Brothers and FinJuice argue backstage at Impact Wrestling, resulting in a Tag Team Championship match at Sacrifice.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, bringing you news of new matches set for Impact's Sacrifice preview Sacrifice is an important event, comrades, best known for being the PPV at which Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner faced Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle in a triple threat, back when it was known as TNA[...]
ODB stands tall on Impact Wrestling
Now, I must report the results of tonight's episode of Impact Wrestling, which is more important than any politics, my friends. ODB stands tall on Impact Wrestling Impact Wrestling Results – March 2nd, 2021 Ace Austin vs Chris Bey vs Black Taurus Impact begins with a triple threat between the winners of a six-man tag last week, with the[...]
Tony Schiavone and Tony Khan appear on Impact Wrestling
It is I, your El Presidente, bringing you breaking news from Impact Wrestling AEW head honcho Tony Khan appeared in another paid ad on Impact Wrestling tonight, but instead of insulting Impact and flaunting his money, Khan decided to give a state of the wrestling industry address During his speech, Khan declared himself the new[...]
George Costanza quits his job and tries to show back up the next day like nothing happened.
This is how Tony Khan reacted on Twitter when he learned that Joey Ryan, who closed his Bar Wrestling promotion and left social media in June after being released by Impact Wrestling over multiple sexual misconduct accusations stemming from the #SpeakingOut movement that swept professional wrestling that month, was set to be a part of[...]
Chris Bey, Black Taurus, and Ace Austin will compete for a shot at the X-Division Championship
Here's what's happening on Impact Wrestling tonight Ace Austin, Black Taurus, and Chris Bey will compete in a triple threat match to determine the number one contender for the X-Division championship The three won a six-man tag match on Impact last week against Willie Mack, Josh Alexander, and Trey Miguel The X-Division Championship match will[...]
Match graphic for Rich Swann vs. Moose at Impact Sacrifice on March 13th.
Following last night's episode of Impact Wrestling, three matches have already been booked for next week's show along with the main event for the Sacrifice special At Sacrifice on March 13th, Moose will face Rich Swann for the Impact World Championship Moose's TNA Heavyweight Championship was also officially sanctioned last night, so it's unclear whether[...]
Moose battles Jake Something on Impact Wrestling
I turned on Impact's Twitch channel a few minutes early, just in time to see Johnny Swinger leaving the ring Nobody told me there would be a Johnny Swinger match on Before the Impact! Somebody will die like a dog for this! But first, I should probably get this Impact Wrestling report done Haw haw[...]
The official logo of Impact Wrestling.
The ratings and viewership for Impact Wrestling were up this week as cable news coverage of the second Impeachment of Donald Trump ended, putting a stop to the competition for wrestling viewership the WWE Hall-of-Famer commanded Impact was ranked 117th on cable for Tuesday night and had the highest ratings since the very first episode[...]
On Impact Wrestling last night, Deonna Purrazzo talked Scott D'Amore into giving Kimber Lee and Susan a title shot... if they can beat Grace Jordynne and Jazz next week, that is.
Viva la revolution! Socialism or death! But let me take a break from that to tell you, El Presidente's loyal subje… er, I mean readers, what is happening on next week's episode of Impact Wrestling. On Impact Wrestling last night, Deonna Purrazzo talked Scott D'Amore into giving Kimber Lee and Susan a title shot… if they[...]
On Impact Wrestling last night, business was booming at Swinger's Palace.
Last night's episode of Impact established the path forward to April's Rebellion PPV, a PPV which El Presidente is a little uneasy with Sure, rebellion is all fine and good when you are one of the rebels Viva la revolution and all of that, comrades Power to the people Give me socialism or give me[...]
Tommy Dreamer relives his ECW glory days in a hardcore match with Moose on Impact
And if there's one thing El Presidente has, it's HEAT! Haw haw haw haw! But these freezing Texans can wait, comrades, because it's time for something more important: Impact Wrestling. Following Tommy Dreamer's loss to Rich Swann on his 70th birthday at No Surrender last weekend, the Innovator of Violence told Busted Open Radio that he's[...]
NJPW stars Juice Robinson and David Finlay will appear on tonight's episode of Impact Wrestling.
Impact Wrestling airs on AXS TV and Twitch tonight at 8PM Eastern time, and the show is already shaping up with fallout from No Surrender and the addition of NJPW to the three-way crossover with Impact and AEW Impact has announced two matches for the show tonight, another match for the pre-show, and the NJPW[...]
Taya Valkyrie says goodbye to Rosemary before leaving Impact Wrestling
Anyway, I am here today to talk to you about two recent signings to WWE: Taya Valkyrie and Eli Drake. Taya Valkyrie says goodbye to Rosemary before leaving Impact Wrestling Taya Valkyrie is headed to WWE, according to a report by PWInsider Valkyrie finished up in Impact Wrestling in January, capping off a successful run that saw[...]