Like President Trump, Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth refuses to accept that the election is basically over and is keeping me locked in the basement to produce these clickbait articles for the foreseeable future. [Editor's Note: Jude, as I have repeatedly told you, the lock on the door is for your safety.] Former WWE, WCW, and[...]
As election results poured in on November 3rd and it began to become clear that Donald Trump would lose the presidential election, the WWE Hall-of-Famer immediately declared his intention to file lawsuits in various states in hopes of altering those results. Trump's affinity for litigation didn't go unnoticed by one of his most powerful political […]
With the election around the corner, the United States will soon find out who the president will be for the next four years. If Donald Trump wins reelection, it will be due to a number of factors, but one that can't be discounted is the support of his friends. And what better friend does Donald […]
Will all the Bautista marks out their head to the polls on election day?Personally, I don't even know if I'll be able to make it, as leaving the Bleeding Cool basement requires the permission of Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth, and she has specifically instructed me to stay down here and produce as many clickbait articles about[...]
As you know, if you've been reading these reports, Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth has kept me locked in the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters where she's forced me to produce a nonstop stream of clickbait articles based on Dave Bautista's tweets about Donald Trump If I fail to deliver the required number of Bautista[...]
Day and night, Bautista's Twitter feed is a nonstop stream of criticism of the president, and a wellspring of clickbait article material we take advantage of here at Bleeding Cool.Bautista's tweets about President Trump are so prolific we have an entire section of the site dedicated to them, and boy do I regret starting it[...]
You can save the day today."And once you've done that, I encourage you to continue to be a superhero and come rescue me from Bleeding Cool's basement, where I am being held prisoner and forced to churn out clickbait articles about Dave Bautista's tweets under threat of physical violence from Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth,[...]
Wouldn't that make for an easy-to-write clickbait article that would rank highly in a lot of Google searches? Yes! So let's do this thing.[caption id="attachment_1278909" align="aligncenter" width="600"] The WWE Draft could be a model for a Marvel and DC Superhero Draft.[/caption]A superhero draft would help keep all the superhero feuds and angles fresh.How often can[...]
And I will continue to turn his tweets into clickbait articles lest Kaitlyn Booth breaks my knees with a sledgehammer Simple. [Editor's Note: Been working on my swing.]But if Trump loses, then that changes everything, doesn't it? Dave Bautista will have to find something else to do with his time And that means so will I?[...]
Acclaimed comic book writer Aubrey Sitterson is known for his rugged good looks and extreme leftist politics but is the co-creator of No One Left to Fight and The Comic Book Story of Pro Wrestling, planning to grow a neckbeard, don a fedora, and get a job working at Marvel comics?! It seems unlikely, as […]
WWE wrestler and Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista stole a catchphrase shared by fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump and Trump's friend, and Bautista's former boss, Vince McMahon, when he addressed the president in his latest shoot promo on Twitter. "You're fired," Bautista told Trump, part of a promo where Bautista shoots on Trump's home stretch […]
A lot of bad things have happened in 2020, but one that pretty much makes up for all of it is the fact that earlier this year, Warner Bros finally agreed to release the Snyder Cut, a version of the failed 2017 film Justice League that restores the original vision of director Zack Snyder. Snyder […]
It's been a long time since the Attitude Era, but could WWE be about to bring back one of pro wrestling's most time-honored traditions: gratuitous nudity? That seems to be the case according to a promise recently made by a WWE Smackdown star. Scroll down below if you want to be spoiled on the surprise. […]
The wrestling world went absolutely nuts on Wednesday when the new trailer for The Mandalorian Season 2 dropped. The trailer features our first glimpse of WWE star Sasha Banks in the show, which is a treat for both WWE marks and Star Wars marks alike. A lot of websites have written whole articles about a […]
For the past two weeks on WWE SmackDown, WWE has been teasing the debut, or perhaps re-debut, of a mystery woman. Two weeks ago, we saw a video promo focusing on her feet. Yesterday, we saw another video, this time starting with her feet, but then showing her getting dressed, giving us a shot of […]
The point is that I was asked to write a clickbait article based on another website's clickbait article about Dave Bautista and Dune because both of those topics tend to get a lot of clicks, and the thought of combining those clicks together is just too much to resist, and so here we are What[...]
Renee Young has weighed in on her post-WWE plans in a podcast interview with Sports Illustrated, including whether or not she plans to go to AEW. The answer is: she doesn't really know yet. But she did address the way fans like to speculate on it. "Literally, the second anybody leaves WWE or is fired […]
Zack Snyder is a genius the likes of which the filmmaking world has never seen, and we could probably write a hundred clickbait articles just from analyzing that one trailer Besides, when the Snyder Cut does come out, do you want to be taken by surprise by all of the secrets other Snyderbronies discovered because[...]
In WWE's master plan to revitalize its business during a pandemic era that's looking likely to last another six months at minimum, Raw Underground has played an important role. Offering MMA-style worked shoot fights in a dimly-lit warehouse during the 10PM hour of WWE Monday Night Raw, Raw Underground offers something "cool" for WWE fans […]
AEW President Tony Khan and WWE-affiliated dirt sheet mogul Ryan Satin found themselves in a contentious Twitter exchange over the direction of wrestling crowds in WWE and AEW. It all started when Satin took to Twitter to compare Khan's speech to the live crowd before Thursday's episode of Dynamite, which asked them not to chant […]
