WWE Hall-of-Famer Kevin Nash called on Donald Trump's Senate enablers to resign in the wake of yesterday's insurrection at the Capitol.
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Donald Trump once offered to finance a Jesse Ventura presidential run, but today The Body has called for Trump to be arrested for sedition.
The Animal took to Twitter after a barren holiday season to return to his sacred duty of providing material for clickbait articles on Bleeding Cool by addressing a video of COVID-denying anti-maskers dancing to YMCA in a Bloomingdales Bautista's actions are part of an ongoing feud with fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump.
Dave Bautista is[...]
Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista may have had a very Grinch-like holiday season, refusing to provide the kind of stimulus the clickbait entertainment website industry needs by making juicy tweets insulting prominent Republican politicians Why Bautista would turn off the spigot of clickbait article material at this crucial juncture for the industry[...]
WWE Hall-of-Famer Big Sexy Kevin Nash has a special new years resolution for America now that 2020 has gone away: time to adult the f*** up!
Guardians of the Galaxy star Dave Bautista has adopted a grinch-like attitude this holiday season, at least toward the websites who, nestled snug in their beds, dream of clickbait articles made out of Dave Bautista's tweets in their heads Sadly, the former WWE wrestler has not provided material for clickbait articles on Twitter since December[...]
At the end of the day, all we want to know is: Dave, if you read our article, why have you not come to rescue us yet? Surely a beefy man like yourself can take on one pop culture website Editor-in-Chief to free us from the basement in which she's locked us, forced to make[...]
[face vomiting emoji] #TraitorTrump"
Dave Bautista is as unlikely to get an answer from Donald Trump as I am likely to be allowed to leave the basement of Bleeding Cool's offices, where Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth has held me prisoner for months, forcing me to churn out clickbait articles about literally everything Dave Bautista tweets Seriously, I[...]
There could also have been a hit on our ridiculous voting machines during the election, which is now obvious that I won big, making it an even more corrupted embarrassment for the USA. @DNI_Ratcliffe @SecPompeo"
Another embarrassment for the USA is that the country allows journalists to be imprisoned in the basements of comic book and pop culture[...]
He added a puking emoji to emphasize his disgust at Pence.
Guardians of the Galaxy and Suicide Squad director James Gunn.
Because this is the first time a Hollywood actor has declared himself Vice President while a sitting Vice President was in office, laws are unclear on what happens next, just as the fact that Bleeding Cool[...]
That may or may not be bad news for Dave Bautista's mental health, but it's great news for Bleeding Cool, which has spent months exploiting those tweets as clickbait articles using captive labor trapped in the website's basement by power-mad Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth (please send help — she is really mean).
Former WWE wrestler and[...]
The scary thing is how many Americans are willing to vote for these scummy sensationalistic politicians."
For those worried that Dave Bautista might hang up his political tights and boots after Biden defeated Trump, such as Bleeding Cool's Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth, who keeps us chained up in the basement and forced to produce a nonstop stream[...]
And at Bleeding Cool, our only loyalty is to the clicks, which is why Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth has locked us in the basement and refuses to let us leave until we have produced a satisfactory supply of clickbait articles about Dave Bautista's tweets Unfortunately, Booth's appetite for said clickbait articles has shown no[...]
And maybe then Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth will finally allow me to leave the basement and stop producing clickbait articles about a pro wrestler's political tweets?! [Editor's Note: Jude, I see by this paragraph that you're getting lazy with your research I think it's time we talk about increasing your minimum article requirements.]
Well, we[...]
For example, we forgive Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth for locking us in the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters and forcing us to spend the weekend producing clickbait articles about Dave Bautista's tweets instead of spending time with our family We all have things we can use a little forgiveness for, and why not pay[...]
Cates responded, "They gonna have a bad day." It's difficult not to view the two events as connected, especially in the context of this sensational clickbait article hastily thrown together at the last minute in an attempt to meet article quotas on a holiday weekend that will probably make Donny Cates mad on Twitter even[...]
For others, such as this reporter, we could not travel because Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth has locked us in the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters and refuses to let us leave until we have produced enough clickbait articles about Dave Bautista's tweets Unfortunately, Booth's hunger for clickbait articles is more powerful than any craving[...]
More importantly, and on a personal note, Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth, who has kept me imprisoned in a small, windowless room in the basement of Bleeding Cool's headquarters where I am forced to produced clickbait articles on the social media missives of Dave Bautista, agreed to allow me to begin keeping a small potted[...]
Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief, Kaitlyn Booth has been holding me captive in the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters for months now, forcing me to churn out an endless stream of clickbait articles based on Dave Bautista's tweets But she always practices safe social distancing and other COVID safety measures while doing so.
Just this week, Kaitlyn came[...]
Like President Trump, Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth refuses to accept that the election is basically over and is keeping me locked in the basement to produce these clickbait articles for the foreseeable future. [Editor's Note: Jude, as I have repeatedly told you, the lock on the door is for your safety.]
Former WWE, WCW, and[...]
Kevin Nash has suggested filing a civil suit against Donald Trump on behalf of all Americans for mental anguish caused by his incompetence.
With the election fast approaching, here's a look at five times Ike Perlmutter bailed out Donald Trump and helped him succeed at politics.
Will all the Bautista marks out their head to the polls on election day?
Personally, I don't even know if I'll be able to make it, as leaving the Bleeding Cool basement requires the permission of Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth, and she has specifically instructed me to stay down here and produce as many clickbait articles about[...]
As you know, if you've been reading these reports, Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth has kept me locked in the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters where she's forced me to produce a nonstop stream of clickbait articles based on Dave Bautista's tweets about Donald Trump If I fail to deliver the required number of Bautista[...]
Day and night, Bautista's Twitter feed is a nonstop stream of criticism of the president, and a wellspring of clickbait article material we take advantage of here at Bleeding Cool.
Bautista's tweets about President Trump are so prolific we have an entire section of the site dedicated to them, and boy do I regret starting it[...]
You can save the day today."
And once you've done that, I encourage you to continue to be a superhero and come rescue me from Bleeding Cool's basement, where I am being held prisoner and forced to churn out clickbait articles about Dave Bautista's tweets under threat of physical violence from Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth,[...]
Wouldn't that make for an easy-to-write clickbait article that would rank highly in a lot of Google searches? Yes! So let's do this thing.
The WWE Draft could be a model for a Marvel and DC Superhero Draft.
A superhero draft would help keep all the superhero feuds and angles fresh.
How often can a comic book company[...]
And I will continue to turn his tweets into clickbait articles lest Kaitlyn Booth breaks my knees with a sledgehammer Simple. [Editor's Note: Been working on my swing.]
But if Trump loses, then that changes everything, doesn't it? Dave Bautista will have to find something else to do with his time And that means so will I?[...]
A tweet from leftist writer Aubrey Sitterson indicates he could give up saying "amen, brother" for "excelsior" in two weeks!
As Americans head to the polls ahead of November's election, WWE star Dave Bautista has twowords for President Donald Trump: you're fired!