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The Chadster reviews the worst AEW Collision ever with too much action, too many storylines, and Tony Khan traumatizing innocent raccoons during WrestleMania season 😡🦝
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, where Sami Zayn won the US Title, WrestleMania matches were announced, and Randy Orton RKO'd everyone in sight.
The Chadster previews tonight's AEW Collision, where Tony Khan books TWO title matches just to steal attention from WrestleMania season. So disrespectful! 😤
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown featuring Randy Orton's rampage, The Bella Twins' revenge, Giulia vs. Tiffany Stratton, and much more, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Bad News Brown's long-overdue WWE Hall of Fame 2026 legacy induction, complete with sewer rats, CIA evasion, and trained capybaras.
The Chadster reviews last night's AEW Dynamite, the worst episode ever, where Tony Khan traumatized innocent raccoons with too much good wrestling. 😤
The Chadster previews tonight's AEW Dynamite with Swerve vs. Kenny 2, MJF's return, and more disrespect to the wrestling business! 😤🦝
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE Raw from Boston, where Roman Reigns powerbombed CM Punk through a table and Paul Heyman had Seth Rollins arrested!
El Presidente reports on Sycho Sid's legacy induction into the 2026 WWE Hall of Fame, with tales of softball, scissors, and socialist powerbombs!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw with tag team title action, Brock Lesnar's return, and the Road to WrestleMania heating up. Viva la revolución!
The Chadster previews AEW Collision: Slam Dunk Sunday, where Tony Khan colludes with NCAA for the second night in a row to literally stab WWE right in the back! 🏀😫🦝
The Chadster reviews AEW Collision: Slam Dunk Saturday and exposes how Tony Khan is literally using March Madness to stab WWE right in the back! 🏀😤🦝
The Chadster exposes Tony Khan's collusion with NCAA to ambush WWE fans with AEW Collision tonight! So unfair! 😫🏀📺 Even the raccoons are scared!
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE SmackDown, featuring new tag team champions, Randy Orton's villainy, and violence in the parking lot!
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with two tag title matches, Randy Orton's explanation, and Jelly Roll! Tony Khan could never! 🦝📺🏆
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite's Revolution fallout, including Darby Allin's insane Coffin Match, Will Ospreay's return, and Swerve Strickland's power play!
Tickets for AEW All In: London at Wembley Stadium go on sale tomorrow as the promotion enjoys its strongest creative period since its founding in 2019.
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Dynamite with Allin vs. Kidd Coffin Match, Storm vs. Shafir No Holds Barred, and Will Ospreay's return to action!
El Presidente reports on TNA's spicy new Indian TV deal with Warner Bros Discovery - the same company that broadcasts AEW! Corporate drama awaits, comrades!
The Chadster and his raccoons review the greatest WWE Raw of all time! Oba Femi destroys Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns owns CM Punk! Tony Khan is jealous!
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE Raw with Roman Reigns' return, Brock Lesnar, and more perfectly scripted excellence! Tony Khan could never! 🔥📺
El Presidente reports on TNA Wrestling's partnership with iHeartMedia from his golden throne room. Corporate synergy meets revolutionary commentary, comrades!
AEW Revolution's Texas Death Match between MJF and Hangman Adam Page proved AEW can't be trusted with a world championship. The Chadster's raccoons agree! 🦝😤
Místico signs with AEW, JetSpeed wins the Trios titles, and Tony Khan continues his campaign to destroy WWE during WrestleMania season! 😤🦝 Auughh man! So unfair!
The Chadster reports on more atrocities at AEW Revolution, where Ronda Rousey's debut, Will Ospreay's return, and the crowning of new tag champs prove Tony Khan is out to ruin wrestling. 😤🦝
Tony Khan weaponized AEW Revolution Zero Hour to trick fans into buying his PPV! Plus Copeland & Christian stab Triple H in the back! So unfair! 😤🦝💔
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Revolution 2026 from Los Angeles, featuring MJF vs. Hangman in a Texas Death Match and nine more massive bouts on PPV!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision's final stop before Revolution! Statlander takes a beating, Andrade vs. Dorada delivers, and chaos erupts! Viva!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Collision from his luxury bunker, the final stop before Revolution, with lucha libre and CIA stories aplenty!