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In this week's chapter of MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, Deena put her feud with Lauren to rest but revived her most popular dance move Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, and let me tell you: these days, there are some folks out there who are giving ruthless dictators a bad name As[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, leader of a Latin American dictatorship and Bleeding Cool's official television correspondent for MTV's Jersey Shore family of reality TV shows Normally, I don't have a lot of time in my busy schedule of crushing my opposition and oppressing my people, but when I saw the preview[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, and with all of the conflict going on in the world, what's one more happening in "international waters?" This week's episode of MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation begs the question: who did Lauren piss off on the production crew to get such an unflattering edit this season? Jersey[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, here to give you all the deets on Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 5 Episode 8 "Deena's Revenge." But first, a message to a dear friend of mine: Vlad, I know you are doing all of this just to look cool in front of Xi Just stop[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, back for more of MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, the once-great trash tv franchise that has struggled throughout the pandemic era I would apologize for not being here last week, but that would be a sign of weakness, so instead, I will simply insist that I did,[...]

It is I, your El Presidente, bringing you a recap of the latest episode of my once-favorite reality TV show, MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Yes, it's true, my patience with the show's lack of juicy drama and reprehensible, self-destructive behavior wears thin, and this week's episode, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 5 Episode 5[...]

It is I, your El Presidente, bringing you a recap of the latest episode of my once-favorite reality TV show, MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation I say once-favorite because my patience grows thin with the show during the pandemic era, as an inability to have its cast members interact with normal people has forced them[...]

How does MTV's Jersey Shore star Vinny Guadagnino deal with liars? That's what this episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is all about! Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, here to report on what even I must admit is the rapidly dwindling entertainment value of the once might Jersey Shore The latest episode, Jersey[...]

MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation's illustrious fifth season continued this week with a new episode following last week's explosive Ronnie-centric one This time around, the drama ebbed as the cast set the stage for the rest of the season to come And Vinny moved back in with his mother… sort of. Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Screencap Greetings,[...]

MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation returned this week for the start of its fifth season, and the show isn't shying away from Ronnie's 2020 domestic violence arrest In fact, they made it the main plot of the season premiere! Jersey Shore Family Vacation star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro took center stage for the Season 5 premiere, but won't[...]

MTV's Floribama Shore Season 4 seemed to end with the whole cast coming together as a family... but what's the real truth of the matter?

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, and if you thought that MTV's Double Shot at Love would end in any way other than with Vinny choosing the girl most liked by his mother, you haven't been paying attention to the Jersey Shore's resident mama's boy for the last decade Haw haw haw haw! What[...]

Last night during the airings of Floribama Shore and Double Shot at Love with Vinny and Pauly D, MTV announced the premiere date of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation along with a Christmas special, The 12 Days of Jerzmas The 12 Days of Jerzmas, which looks to be a clip show for Jersey Shore Family Vacation[...]

Things have gotten too copacetic on MTV's Floribama Shore. Our roommates need to get back to drinking & fighting before the show's canceled.

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, and it may shock you to learn this, but when you gather a bunch of people in an empty hotel with hopes of finding true love with a Jersey Shore guido, there's a chance that some hearts could be broken Haw haw haw haw! It's my Double[...]

With Gus remaining faithful when faced with a two-Tori threesome & families visiting, MTV's Floribama Shore was sadly drama-free this week.

Double Shot at Love Season 3 Episode 10 "Vinny's New In-Laws" aired on MTV on Jerzday, and just like this week's episode of Florbama Shore, it was a very family-focused episode… literally! Double Shot at Love screencap That's because the theme of this episode was a visit from the friends and family of the final six women[...]

Another filler episode of Floribama Shore aired this week as MTV continues to struggle with making a reality show during the pandemic.

On this round of MTV's Double Shot at Love: Vinny accidentally called a girl the wrong name so he eliminated three others to make up for it.

Floribama Shore delivered a filler episode this week as Codi & Aimee seized power from the group and launched a camping expedition, comrades.

Snooki and J-Woww guest-starred on Double Shot at Love Season 3 Episode 8 "Tea Time with Snooki and J-Woww." And let me be honest with you: the tea was actually tequila. Double Shot at Love Screencap MTV brought out Jersey Shore's two biggest stars to help Vinny and Pauly's side project, so naturally, this episode was heavily[...]

The drama between Gus and Candace heating up on Twitter all week exploded on the latest episode of MTV's Floribama Shore.

Jersey Shore star Vinny continued to cut through the drama and search for his shot at true love and happiness on MTV's Double Shot at Love this week, and comrades, I am here to tell you all about it Hola, amigos! It is I, your El Presidente, and when I am not torturing political dissidents[...]

This week's MTV's Floribama Shore may be the calm before the storm as the copacetic relationship between roommates becomes strained.

Who's eliminating who, comrades?! When Vinny did rejoin Danielle and Erica, he let Danielle know that she should let go of her hate and focus on their connection, while he eliminated Jersey Shore superfan Erica, who he likes, but, you know, not in that way, comrades. Well played, Claudelia (Double Shot at Love Screencap) Let me tell[...]

If they suddenly start getting along, it will be about as exciting as Jersey Shore Family Vacation! Hot Ones Part of Jeremiah's birthday celebration included a wing eating contest, with Kirk ordering several levels of hot wings from a local wing joint Nilsa and Aimee didn't participate Candace was the first to drop out without trying one[...]

Vinny empathized, having experienced a similar situation during the original Jersey Shore run In any case, that left one fewer woman in competition for Vinny's love… but not for long, comrades! Screencap from Double Shot at Love Angelina Brings Staten Island to Las Vegas The big guest star in this episode was Angelina, who arrived not alone, but[...]

On Floribama Shore this week, Aimee explored her feelings, a pig beat a dog in an obstacle course, and a nasty toe got sucked for money.

Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth. Debuting in Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 5, The Note, an infamous letter to Sammi Sweetheart composed by J-Woww and Snooki in an internet cafe and detailing the philandering antics of Sammi's then-boyfriend Ronnie, was a series-defining moment for Jersey Shore In Double Shot[...]

And comrades, those pies looked good! It always amazes me how the cast of Jersey Shore and Floribama Shore somehow always manage to find good New York-style pizza no matter where they're filming, when I can never seem to find a decent place outside of New York and its surrounding area! I got so desperate[...]